Windows 7 beta1的彩蛋

在 Win7系统盘里搜索会搜到一个quotes的的文件~
用记事本打开之后里边貌似都是留言
哪位仁兄翻译一下？
以下是内容……

具体位置（反正我的是）：【W7系统盘:/Windows/winsxs/x86_microsoft-windows-***tcp_31bf3856ad364e35_6.1.7000.0_none_4192e20e82f85e8f】

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